I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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