how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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