I think my vagina is haunted
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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