I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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