Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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