I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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