sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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