Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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