There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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