Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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