Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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