Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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