Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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