god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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