PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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