brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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