I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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