so explain again why im purple
no
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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