So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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