So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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