I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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