I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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