I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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