i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
