So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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