No, you can still breathe under the balls.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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