I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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