It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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