Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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