she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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