I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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