Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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