i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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