Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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