West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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