how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Two words: blizzard sex
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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