It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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