Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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