He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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