WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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