there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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