Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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