let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think a kid would responsible me up
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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