Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
how drunk are you?
Several
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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