I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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