Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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