Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Where is the hickey?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize