Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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