I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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