To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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