i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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