I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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