No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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