so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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