I cockslap morals
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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