Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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